All you do is sit and bitch about Portland:
You Bitch about the cops.
You bitch about Ted.
You bitch about the traffic.
You bitch about the homeless.
You bitch about the garbage.

Guess What? I don't give a fuck's fuckity-fuck about your crybaby complaints. In Fact, I kinda despise you.

If you don't like Portland, you can always MOVE.
No one is stopping you.
There are other states that have Legal Weed.