Couldn't you have just made this a comment underneath the actual article instead of an I, Anonymous? Or, maybe you could have also emailed your thanks directly to the author?

I mean, whatever... just an odd place to sing your praise.

heretofore
all* Must be
made Di-Rectly
wherever cousin
Vinny deems most
Appropriate. that is All.

*Commentariat
commentaries

Cuzzin Vinny
was Hall Monitor
Of the YEAR all 9
years of his first 6 Grades

so he Knows a thing
or two about Respect.

also:
he was Awesome
as Danny Devito
in Goodfellas:

the Ice Pick man
always pick Twice