The punchlines from the Portland Police just keep coming, folks. The bros at PPB now insist that vaccination mandates, as signed into law, give them sad faces, and they're going to ball up their little cop fists and refuse — as true Patriots and MAGA Proud Boys. In fact, the cops say making them get vaccinated, like the rest of us, will worsen the police staffing (and thus crime) crisis in Portland.

So add to the list why crime is now Portland's top industry, and why cops are on strike, the fact that cops must get vaccinated.

The clown circus at the Portland Police Bureau would be pure comic entertainment, were it not for the fact that people are dying and are in danger because the cops refuse to do their jobs and do as they are told.

But in case you're worried about our dirty babies in blue, they get paid (a lot!) whether or not they work or obey the law like the rest of us.

We're beyond the possibility of police reform in Portland. Fire the entire PPB, top to bottom, defund, and enact community safety measures through the county and various agencies and NGOs. A city held hostage by a scofflaw militia is just circling the drain.