Featherweight Ted: "I'm Proud of the way Portland police stood down and stood by while violent racists came to my city and fomented violence."

People of Portland: "Hey Ted, you suck!"

Featherweight Ted: "What? Oh, okay. I mean I'm NOT proud of PPB's inaction when my Boys came to town to foment violence."

Ladies and gentlemen... BEHOLD! Inspired mayoral leadership!