Well, almost.
His boys did neither (stood by-stood down), and they certainly weren't inactive, not by a long shot. They were there in force.
Just who do you think those proud penis wagglers are? Them's is the portland popo. They just showed up wearing their street clothes.

As for ted? He was too busy preening and posing in front of a mirror to pay much attention.


"Does this incompetence make my butt look big?"