There are so many moments where I should've walked, but I lived alone during COVID, and under normal circumstances a dry spell is a sum total of three weeks in which I question if I lost my game or simply am lazy. My vibrator started to lose it's zeal and began to do that thing where it wouldn't shut off, merely continued to buzz til it died.

So by the time I met you, I was determined to make it work, whatever it was.

So when you asked if happy endings at massage parlors counted as cheating, I didn't know where to start with that and I had to call my wisest, chillest, sober metalhead personal pagan Jesus to ask what one does with that question.

I still don't know what to do with that.