My cat won't come when I call him. He wakes me up at 4am for food. He put a dead silverfish on my pillow this morning. He snores. Loudly. I scoop his poops. He refuses to eat poultry or beef catfood. He drools when I brush him. He bites when I pet him. It freaks me out when he stares at a blank wall for hours. And now he chases me with the Kirby!
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