Why the fuck are all the retail stores in Portland closed at 6:00? When the fuck can anybody with a 9 to 5 shop at you? Your hours are 11AM to 6PM? Do you just get a lunch rush to cover your rent? We're getting food at the lunch rush, because we have to eat.
I'd love to blow money on overpriced cute shit, but how the hell am I supposed to buy a piece of jewelry or a birthday present for my sister when you close before I can even get out of the office? And you're closed weekends?? This is not the pandemic's fault. Stay the fuck open. Later. Or I can't give you my money. Fuck.