Really? Whatever happened to a face to face conversation. What a coward. The person to whom you typed this dodged a bullet with you. Oy vey.

Is this another one of those coded messages disguised as an I, Anonymous post?

If you take the first letter of each sentence it says "YO IIIII IT I ALT"

everyone knows IIIII = V in roman numerals so that would make it "YO V IT I ALT"

And the message would translate as follows
YO = This is a reference to Why Zero? A common greeting between anti-satanic cult members seeking to invoke the end of the world through the worship of money. When one cult member says YO to another, that is a signal to perform a ceremony called "walk the cat" where a lactose intolerant member of the organization is force to melt and then imbibe 3 to 4.67 gallons of ice cream.
V = the V symbol has historically been used to symbolize Tom Hanks, or as he is known in cultic circles "T. Hanks," while he does share a name with a famous actor, this ancient and mythical T. Hanks is best known for his massage skills and, hailing from the far off land of Buffalo, Egypt his hobbies of course include non sequitur yodeling at parking meters.
IT = IT is a symbol used due to it's appearance of a box opening downwards, it signals that cult members must start thinking outside of the box as the box has no "fat bottom" and anything placed within it will not remain until the orientation is changed.
I = I or i is a symbol used to convey that the path forward may appear straight forward but at times the lower cases have discretion to use an appoggiatura
ALT = Is short for alternative a specific type of pop music style where in its composers and performers reject the reality of their inclusion of pop music - At the moment I am still doing my own research on why antisatanic cult members would be engaged in coded communications about alternative music, but I suspect it has something to do with Sir Cedric Charles Willingham's Las Vegas connections to sand smugglers

What did you think this was? Some sort of global group psychological conflict resolution strategy?

WAKE UP SHEEPLE! ICARLY WAS AN INSIDE JOB!