Fuck you and your incredibly loud Dodge Charger with amplified noise. Seriously WTF! Every night right after I fall asleep you start up your car jolting me awake. And of course you have to let it sit and idle for several minutes (still so loud it's practically shaking my windows) so your engine can warm up and then when you finally drive out the apartment complex your car is twice as loud as it was when you first started it up, so now you've probably woken up everybody else as well. Seriously fuck you. I fucking hate you.
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