They've been around for awhile, but lately I've been running into a lot of these slanted benches that you frequently see at bus stops. You know the ones? Tilted at such an angle that makes it impossible to sit on, but are really just designed that way to keep homeless people from sleeping on them? Yeah. Fuck that shit. Why even make them? You ever seen a person happily leaning against one of these things enjoying the 'rest' it provides? Nope? You know why? Because they're fucking stupid! Make a bench or don't make a bench. Don't give me this half a bench bullshit.
Passive Aggressive Benches
The views expressed in these submissions are from anonymous, unverified sources and do not necessarily represent those of the Portland Mercury.