Ahhh, christmas songs! The guaranteed source of income for songwriters everywhere. Assured airplay once a year.
Fuck.
I have a similar complaint:
That asinine christmas trolley horn. That goddamn thing can be heard all over the city.
Assholes.

Would you prefer ska?

Christmas Ska would be awesome!

Headphones and devices to play your own music were invented for a reason!

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How about that fucking trolley?

you're a mean one, mr. Tovarich.