Getting arrested and awaiting trial isn't as bad as these whiney insurrectionists claim it is. It's basically a vacation.

You don't have to worry about meal planning. The food isn't great, but at least you didn't have to schlep to the store only to hear someone whine about how you failed to return the grocery cart. I hear they even have ice cream sandwitches. And akin to that you won't have to worry about packing. Though it might be a good idea to set aside a bag of comfortable clothes, just in case, but you can expect the facilities to furnish you attire. You won't have to worry about toiletries. They are furnished gratis.

I know someone of you may feel you know what to except, but its important to remember that jail isn't prison.