I saw you in traffic on your way to work and i was on my way home. You are unmistakeable in looks and that made the next thing horrific; you going to town on your nose collecting boogers with your index finger and EATING THEM! Holy shit! I almost honked and pointed but I froze up and traffic started moving again.
Next day at work i had a hard time not staring at your nose and wondering whats up with that. Is it that yummy? Mine aren't, i tried it when i was 8 or some shit.
Anyway, if you are reading this, know that you are ballsy for having such a gnarls sneaky snack on the go.