This is for the beautiful lady with the flamingo jacket.

Don't think you haven't been caught. The mask covering most of your face threw me off for a day or so. But I know it was you and it was nice to be followed by those legs for a little bit the other day. Needless I was far from prepared given my schlubby goblin mode appearance and the laundry day attire. It was nice to be noticed if nothing else.

Maybe when the sun is out, and things clear up next week you can follow me over that bridge again. If you give a girl some proper notice, I assure you I can be easier on the eyes. I'll even make an excuse to say hello and give you my number and everything. I don't really bite... unless requested to do so.