At last, Stumptown Commishes are banding together with singular purpose, focusing resolve and resources to, once and for all, solve our homeless problem. No longer will our beloved Elk have to cower in darkness and uncertainty. Statues are people too, and its rehabilitation marks the start of a brave new age in Portland politics. Huzzah!
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