My friend always says, when you face a daunting hurdle, you should "lean into it," instead of struggling to resolve it. I finally get it! Instead of addressing gun violence by tightening restrictions, make guns available to everyone, and let them tote their pieces wherever they go. Want to deal with unwanted pregnancies? Ban abortions and restrict women's personal, reproductive freedoms. How to deal with rising poverty and homelessness? Prevent unionization at all costs, and build ever more expensive housing for the rich. Want to address low voter turnouts? Suppress voting rights and polling access for more and more people. We live in a deeply dystopian age — let's all just lean into it.