Damn you both, Britney and Madonna! What's with this crappy new "Me Against The Music" song that radio listeners of the world will now be forcibly subjected to for the next three months?! It's more like "The Two Of Us Against People Who Appreciate Our Music"! This song sucks! Pop music could really use a great song by its two biggest hit makers! This is no "Borderline" or "Ray of Light," or even "Oops!É I Did It Again"! This is shit!! Your careers are washed up! Your tired, t.a.T.u lesbo impersonation at the VMA's proves it. Britney, you needed a big comeback, but you're no Christina. You're not even a Jessica Simpson at this point. You're the ex-girlfriend of Timberlake, and you'll be lucky if your chain-smoking ass doesn't get shipped back to the Louisiana Bayou. And Madonna, it's just been one career mistake after another for you this year! An album of Lourdes' yoga chants would've sold more copies than American Life. I'll just wait for Pink's next album to get my dose of pop princess brilliance. You sluts are done.

--Anonymous