This is for the "biting librarian": You know who you are. You got completely sloshed at the end-of-the-year library school party, and then you not only attacked my girlfriend, you fucking bit her!! Who does that??!! Jesus, lay off the sauce, lady!! You worked at the campus Women's Center on projects to prevent violence, for fuck sake! I know you got arrested for it, but I was real disappointed to see you show up at the convocation. Perhaps you noticed the cold shoulder you were getting from everyone. I can't believe you had the poor taste to show up at all. It sucks ass that the administration didn't take action to remove your ass from that. Well, I want you to know that my librarian friends and I have been talking...This is a small field, you know. Your violent act is going to follow you to every job you apply to, because we can and will make sure that word spreads far and wide about you. Shame on you, and shame on the administration for sweeping this under the rug. There ain't no biting in librarianship! --Anonymous