Dude, seriously, Two words -- Hand sanitizer. Gimmie a freak'in break. You have the most pathitic excuses for not washing your hands. Enjoy getting and spreading (lets not forget that!)genital warts and Hepititis in all it's splended forms to all us happy Portlanders you douchebag.

research your facts there douche, you aren't doing any harm by washing your hands, water and soap go along way. drying is optional anyway, but seriously, wash. you're only touching the faucet handles and a soap dispenser at bare minimum, both of which are usually metallic, dry, and cool surfaces which don't provide a good home for micro-orgranisms

just rub some dirt on it
here, here!