I, Anonymous Sep 17, 2009 at 4:00 am

You're Fired

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1
I swear I read this one before. Was it in the Stranger?
2
It sounds like that girl was trouble, but it also sounds like you are a judgmental asshole.
3
That girl just needs a good poke in the dumper, straighten her right up.
4
Come on- there aren't enough good anonymous bitch fests in Portland, that one has to be imported from Seattle?

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/i-anony…
5
This one is so boring, I am writing my own as a subsitute.

Dear Noisy Muffler Import Car Driver Guy,
When you idle by my house, with your super loud muffler, I know you'll be gone in 60 seconds, but you still annoy the fuck out of me and everyone else on the street. I know my street is a good one to get all fast and furious on, but why the hell do you need that noisy ass muffler, that even when you are rounding the corner all slow, is louder than a harley? I feel sorry for this younger generation driving what my neighbor calls the mosquito cars. At least in my day the dorks who drove fast cars had rides that looked bad ass, not compacts with wings and candy colored paint. Put a muffler on your muffler.
Thanks.
6
What's the over/under of the Mercury running a hand-me-down article from the Stranger at least once per issue?
7
What is the deal with being insulted by insulting someone that is dead? They are dead. You can't hurt their feelings.
8
Sounds like you have the knight in shining armor complex. You know the one that has a guy coming to the rescue of a girl so he can be her hero?

Sounds like you just like needy chicks, and this one didn't change in the ways you wanted her to.

Reads like even though she is a basket case, you are the douche bag who picks the wrong girl because you must want to feel superior.

It's your fault not hers. She was herself. You were the one enabling for something as generic as the subject sex.
9
Oh great, Cpt. Save a Ho is at it again.
10
Perhaps TPM should have a column devoted to whiny ex-lovers...'cause I don't wanna read diatribes of failed romance when life offers so much more comidic elements for our entertainment, and which should be the subject of I, Anonymous. Unless, unless, unless, that whiner happens to either make a point worthy of a1 minute read in the can, or is of sufficient humour to merit publication. This one didn't.

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