I, Anonymous May 20, 2010 at 4:00 am

I, Anonymous

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Are you sure Brad isn't really Ezra? I mean he did post about his crack problem; if that wasn't a scream for help, I don't know what is.
Bizarro Ezra on May 19, 2010 at 6:11 PM Report this
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An anonymous that actually made me smirk. Nice.
spartacus on May 20, 2010 at 9:46 AM Report this
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This is good one!!! Yay, the Mercury person who picks these picked a good one!!!! *dances*
Kerry on May 20, 2010 at 10:46 AM Report this
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Agreed with the love for this one.

In the early 90's, someone spraypainted "I LOVE YOU DENISE, Brian" all over town. I mean, it was fucking everywhere, reminiscent of the whole "TRUST JESUS" thing of the early 80's. It took perhaps six months before someone started responding with "I HATE YOU BRIAN, Denise" all over the place.
on May 20, 2010 at 10:54 AM Report this
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Now, THIS is what I, Anonymous is for.
Blabby on May 20, 2010 at 2:08 PM Report this
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Who the fuck is Brad?
duh on May 21, 2010 at 7:30 PM Report this
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Still pathetic.

No 'yay'
No "*dancing*".
No smirking.
No boot licking bs.

I, Anonymous still sucks the poots out of dead pigeons downtown.

That is all.




JustinB on May 24, 2010 at 1:44 AM Report this
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YES! Mercury, pay attention! Listen to your readers. I might even start enjoying this column again!
WhenCowsAttack on May 24, 2010 at 7:15 AM Report this
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*dances*!!!!

Just *dances*!!!

Yay! I luv when me and Jessica stay up late and drink soda!

YES!!!
JustinB on May 24, 2010 at 7:18 PM Report this
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Still *dancing* away!!!!
JustinB on May 25, 2010 at 12:40 AM Report this
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It's been a while since I've read a good one!!!
ILovethelittlethings on July 16, 2010 at 11:48 PM Report this

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