I, Anonymous Jul 15, 2010 at 4:00 am

I, Anonymous

Making it Official

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I didn't know 12 yr olds read the merc??? Is that legal??
truthypup on July 14, 2010 at 5:49 PM Report this
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WHAT? I don't remeber making out with a girl last night.

Besides I'm more into girls (or boys) that look like das bieber anyways!

[Sent from my iPhone @ the Rose Garden]
Evil Wm. Steven Humphrey on July 14, 2010 at 6:09 PM Report this
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I'm pretty sure anyone reading this I, Anon is automatically a pedophile now.

Thanks.
disastronaut on July 14, 2010 at 8:35 PM Report this
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360.892.9786 ask for John, sorry I had to rush off...
econoline on July 15, 2010 at 12:52 AM Report this
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No honey, you're a lesbian. Embrace it.
ZeRedHead on July 15, 2010 at 10:37 AM Report this
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No, that just makes you a skank. Whores atleast make it worth their time, economicaly.
DamosA on July 15, 2010 at 12:40 PM Report this
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Since when is ok for you Twilight loving hipster doofuses to publish kiddie porn? This is either a 12 year old (that's just plain wrong) or a very naive and possibly heinous looking 21 yr old. Either way, gross
on July 15, 2010 at 2:11 PM Report this
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No, honey, you're officially deluded.

Unless he paid you and that was not his tongue you were sucking on.
WhenCowsAttack on July 15, 2010 at 4:18 PM Report this
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I'm so confused. Judging by Anon's literary skills, (she? i'm guessing she) is no child. So we're dealing with an adult here. Okay, okay, no big deal--she's a late bloomer. Not really the issue. But she's pouting because the random guy from whom she recieved her first "makeout" VIA TRUTH OR DARE did not give her his phone number??? Why WOULD he? It was truth or dare!! And was he supposed to know he was her first? And if so, why would that translate into him calling her?
cheetoface on July 15, 2010 at 8:59 PM Report this
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Is everyone assuming this is a she? My immediate thought was HE, because what 12-y.o. girl *doesn't* like Truth or Dare??
Scuito on July 17, 2010 at 8:21 AM Report this
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I'm pretty sure only 12 yr olds read the merc.
Bed Time! on July 17, 2010 at 12:31 PM Report this
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Even if this is the actual experience of the Ianon, could they be thick enough to immediately turn around and write this disease of a weekly about it? Can anyone possibly be this self absorbed and stupid? This is almost as bad as last week's...just a lot less controversial, apparently.
on July 17, 2010 at 1:08 PM Report this
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Remember not to bite...my first kiss, my first mistake...
TageSavage on July 17, 2010 at 9:50 PM Report this
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Remember not to bite...my first kiss, my first mistake...
TageSavage on July 17, 2010 at 11:22 PM Report this
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I'm 12 and what is this?
Amused_One on July 20, 2010 at 9:14 PM Report this
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shes a sluuuuuuut
Baskin on July 21, 2010 at 8:02 PM Report this
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I very much enjoy this story..
TatianaJDeLeon on July 29, 2010 at 9:20 PM Report this
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First of all, don't take advice from anyone that has a life that sucks so much they have the time to comment on I, Anon posts. Second, you are not a whore...you weren't on the payroll and you are too naive to be a whore. If what you wrote is true, you do have a jumpstart at being a slut. I would think that anyone cool enough to read I anon, AND get published, is street wise enough to either fend of a tonsil exam, or at least knw the name of your first kisser. We all have issues. And my motto is....never let the truth get in the way of a good story!!!!
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