Anonymous Jul 20, 2011 at 2:46 pm

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Sorry guy, you will have to get over yourself as most of us are not going to be on a hiking trail with our dogs on a leash. Hopefully you are so freaked out that you will not be returning to the trail.
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Guy with two brats: you sound like a whiny bitch. Please shut up.
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The contraction for "they are" is "they're," not "there."

Have you ever stopped to think that the width of the trails in FP is less than the width of a (legal length) dog leash? So even if you had to pass these "giant" dobermans while they were on a leash, they would still have the opportunity to eat your kids' faces off. And I doubt the "yuppie bitch" would have the strength to simultaneously pull two dobermans off your precious children if the dogs really wanted some action. Dumbass.

But that didn't happen, did it? Because they are domesticated dogs who are around people without being aggressive all the time.

Imagine a society where people are free enough to exercise their own discretion on every little decision in their daily lives and where the legal system is capable of enforcing their responsibilities when they don't act responsibly. That society used to be called "America."

Go the fuck back to Alaska, moron.
4
As the owner of 2 dogs, I agree.
5
Cool. This dude thinks that he'll make the park safer by opening fire with guns. Alaska logic.

Hey Mr. trigger finger, you may want to see what Oregon law does to people who intentionally kill pets. Maybe your kids will do better with dad in prison, however.
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By the way, I agree that dogs should be leashed. It's not just a good idea, it's the law.
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While this dude's arguments might be a tad bit facile, his conclusion is correct. Leash your fucking dog.
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+1 Jesus Christ special cases, PUT YOUR GODDAMNED DOGS ON A LEASH. How is this hard?
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DOMOSA HATES WHINY BITCHES!!! JUST LOOK AT HIS HUNDREDS OF COMMENTS WHERE HE COMPLAINS ABOUT STUFF!!!! WAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
10
I've been jogging in Forest Park and had big dumb dogs jump on me, wreck my pace, get mud on my clothes, and scare the shit out of me. And the owner was all, "oh, don't worry! she won't bite you!" It's maddening. I also own a big dumb dog, and I KEEP HIM ON LEASH in public parks unless it's a designated dog area. I can't freaking believe how many dog owners think they can ignore the law.
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Nothing makes your ass cinch, like 2 Dobermans comin at ya, ON a leash... Now off the leash? Yes, you hold your babies and expect the fucking worse, that can happen... Happy Hunting, hope you do not get into, too much trouble...
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Oh, all you poor babies who keep having your morning latte jog disrupted by big fluffy lovable dogs who keep pouncing on you. Boo boo!
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Hey, I'm an old lady. Big dogs jumping on me (or on somebody's kids, or even on big healthy young adults) can result in falls and/or injuries. I don't drink lattes, DamosA.
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It will not change, we are not going to leash out dogs on a hiking trail. Many of us resent there not being any place to escape your annoying children, including the dumb parents who bring small children to a dog park.
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Wow, I'm sorry to hear that you've spawned. Maybe I'll start packing my gun with me when I head out to Forest Park because if you shoot my dog or anyone's dog, I would like to be able to shot you, fucking waste of space.
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Okay, the gun part of the rant sort of undercuts it as a rational discussion (but does give it legitimacy as a rant), but I really do wish folks would leash their dogs.

If only I had the gumption run up to the dog owners of the unleashed dogs, shove my head in their crotch, and then lick their faces while my husband yells, "Don't worry, she's very friendly."

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