Dear drunken fucktard that stole the Pearl Jam poster: Congratulations, asshole. You managed to cause $75 worth of damage to a struggling non-profit historic movie theater. Perhaps since you are unable to read, you didn't notice the same exact poster was available for $20 in the lobby. Oh, and if you've ever wondered if you are in fact an asshole yourself, I have devised a quick test. If you attended a Pearl Jam documentary in 2011, you are.