You are an asshole, i know you can go fast.. awesome, on the flip side, its a bummer to follow the road rules.. i know, but that's the fuckin' law, so don't be a dick and do dumb shit that could get people into an accident.
Speaking as a bike commuter, its folks like you that make drivers want to run us all down, try spending more time brushing up on the road rules and less in a tattoo parlor and being a hipster dork... remember, a car weighs more than your ego, (hard to believe ain't it?) wise the fuck up and be conscientious, you never know, you might just save you own life, idiot.