I, Anonymous Jun 12, 2013 at 4:00 am

I, Anonymous

Anal Peekage

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hey man. i wasn't masterbating! i accidently sat on a butt plug someone left laying in the woods and wandered off the property in panic. why couldn't you gave me a hand in pulling it out? couldn't you tell i was a great pain?
Soul Reeper on June 13, 2013 at 7:17 AM Report this

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