Finger drumming while you were fuming on the other end is awesome.
1000 peppermint fairies? Come on over, I'll try that, might be even more fun than the Pop Rocks and Dr. Pepper ball bath I enjoy most Friday nights.
I never understood the appeal of chewing on some flavorless piece of chemical goo, thus I share your frustration. Gum died out years ago, only Jersey broads chew that shit.
Tying dude up to a chair and subjecting him to peppermint ball fairies... Methinks you wish he'd do more than just smack his gum.
That settles it. I'm going to get me some of that, there, Gold Bond, stuff!
Someone needs a bj. Like badly...

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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