"when you're in the moment, there is no law"

Well, there are the laws of physics.

Get your head down from the clouds and out of your ass (maybe you have a mostly cloudy ass) or get it knocked into the pavement, no fun at all I'd guess.

I'd hit that Run-D.M.C play button anytime.

Yeah, you numbass dumbskull.

How would you live with yourself if your self divorced you and moved back to Medford because you're an inconsiderate pedestrian flattener?

Numbass Dumbskull is my new doom metal name.

Dumbass Numbskull I,A references Aerosmith ditty without any sort of credits so unfortunately we have to roll the whole song out here:

Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the cover
'Till I talked to my daddy he say
He said, "You ain't seen noting
'Till you're down on a muffin
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"

I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
All the times I can reminisce
Ah the best thing lovin'
With her sister and her cousin
Started with a little kiss, like this

See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school
With your feet flyin' up in the air
Singin' hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle
You be swingin' like you just didn't care

So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Was it me she was foolin'?
'Cause she knew what she was doin'
Taught me how to walk this way
She told me to

"Walk this way, talk this way
Walk this way, talk this way
Walk this way, talk this way
Walk this way, talk this way"
Ah, just give me a kiss
Gimme some, gimme some, gimme some, yeah

School girl sadie with the classy kinda sassy
Little skirt climbing way up her knees
There was three young ladies in the school gym locker
When I noticed they was lookin' at me

I was a high school loser
Never made it with a lady
Till the boys told me something I missed
Then my next door neighbour
With a daughter had a favour
Took me just a little kiss, like this

See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school
With your feet flyin' up in the air
Singin' hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle
You be swingin' like you just didn't care

So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Was it me she was foolin'?
'Cause she knew what she was doin'
Told me how to walk this way
She told me to

"Walk this way, talk this way
Walk this way, talk this way
Walk this way, talk this way
Walk this way, talk this way"
Just give me a kiss

Songwriters
LILAVOIS, SERGE / SIMMONS, ARLENE ALEESE / WHITE, PHILLIP A. / LAWRENCE, RONALD A.

Did Steve Tyler really not help at all? Or Joe Perry? What a load of horse shit.

That Butt Wipe may have done you a favor. Keep alert. Next crossing attempt you might not get to "Walk Any Way" You could get carried away.