Anonymous Mar 31, 2014 at 8:01 am

To the Folks Who Just Stand on Escalators:

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If you're standing on the moving walkway at the airport, you're the laziest person in the world.

If you're shoving people aside on escalators, you're too self-important.
Aestro on March 31, 2014 at 8:43 AM Report this
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Go for a run if you need to move your legs so badly. Some people want to have a relaxing experience in the shopping center, and they don't appreciate tweaking little pieces of shit running all over the escalators and calling everyone who doesn't make way for them "lazy".
trumpetvine on March 31, 2014 at 8:45 AM Report this
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Co-sign. We all seem to be able to stay to the right when driving. Why does the same concept baffle pedestrians?
Satorical on March 31, 2014 at 9:20 AM Report this
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i'mrightyourwrong on March 31, 2014 at 9:43 AM Report this
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Here's an idea: take the stairs
Chunty McHutchence on March 31, 2014 at 10:00 AM Report this
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Just stay on one goddamn floor of the mall ferchrissake.
Todd Mecklem on March 31, 2014 at 10:39 AM Report this
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What a stupid thing to complain about.
TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld on March 31, 2014 at 11:17 AM Report this
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Fuck that, I take my time on the escalator. That is a fun ride.
Blows Duking on March 31, 2014 at 12:45 PM Report this
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Free too. It's like my red carpet.
Blows Duking on March 31, 2014 at 12:54 PM Report this
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Bring your own escalator. Or a ladder if you're to cheap.
buddy on March 31, 2014 at 1:45 PM Report this
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Makes perfect sense. I'll go check my basement for the escalator I've been building.
Blows Duking on March 31, 2014 at 2:00 PM Report this
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Chunty gets up earlier than me, he got my thought exactly. Actually lots of folks get off the sheets afore me.

Anon, you're a fake. You don't take the stairs, cause those steppers will run all over you. You'd get the stink-eye from them while they picked you up and carried you to the next landing. Hope you jog-in-place on a fat squishy dog turd.
Medicated Marine on March 31, 2014 at 4:03 PM Report this
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Apparently there are only 27 topics that are allowed to submit on I, A. How the fuck did we get back to 26 again already?
JRRTrollkien on April 1, 2014 at 2:19 AM Report this
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Next up on I,Anon...

People who don't wash their hands after using the restroom.
RickStevens on April 2, 2014 at 2:27 PM Report this
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Clearly you do not understand how escalators work
on April 3, 2014 at 12:36 PM Report this
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Hmm, guess what? That is exactly what the inventor of the escalator thought too - in fact, he thought everyone would be walking up his time saving invention. But that was before so many of us became fat, lazy, inconsiderate louts . . .
James Heffernan on April 3, 2014 at 5:32 PM Report this

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