That someone had the audacity to not let you cut in line even though you feel you're entitled to cut in line is unconscionable. What has happened to our beloved city when even cunty smirks and sarcastic sighs aren't enough to guilt trip the person ahead of you to let you cut to the front?
Better rethink that I'Anon. Husband may be ugly as hell, and she is just his trophy wife. Believe me, you might not like his thinning hair, large gut and everything else that sugar daddies got going.
This is like the 15th rant about "I'm gonna fuck your Wife/Husband". Just do it and then come tell us how it went here in I,A. Damn you ranters do need validation from us commenters.
"I wanted to buy my Doritos and 3-liter of Coca-Cola real quick-like, but some inconsiderate jerk different than me, with whole grain, sea-salted non-Doritos and some beverage that had way less than 18 million grams of sugar, had the audacity to get in line before me and didn't let me have cuts. The horror...the horror."
I,A spite-fucking is trending hardcore!!!!! Just remember, if you engage in any of the following activities, your significant other will likely get I,A spite-fucked...
1. Poor/No tipping
2. Failure to place garbage/recycling containers in their rightful spot (as deemed by your neighbor of course)
3. Not letting a hipster pay for their PBR before you at the grocery store
4. Not having a Star Wars themed wedding (Warning: Spouse may engage in I,A Spite Three-way with Jabba and Leia)
5. You start acting differently to a friend
6. You look at an obese person the wrong way (Warning: you will not like where your significant other's genitalia is inserted)
Addendum: Todd, I'm sorry, but if you make me wait to purchase my 22oz IPA while you're getting your lottery fix on, I will have to fuck your significant other.
You know it's nothing personal, I'm just following I,A decorum at this point.
Geez, I thought I was inpatient in line.
No more though.
IA showed me what a true asshole in line is.
A entitled whiny little bitch that expects people to let her cut in line.
If you don't let me ahead of you and your rich people food, I will fuck your 2lb box of New Seasons' hot bar food. Then I'll fuck the step father of the person sampling red wine at New Seasons.
You don't want me to fuck your New Seasons' hot bar food do you?
"I wanted to buy my Doritos and 3-liter of Coca-Cola real quick-like, but some inconsiderate jerk different than me, with whole grain, sea-salted non-Doritos and some beverage that had way less than 18 million grams of sugar, had the audacity to get in line before me and didn't let me have cuts. The horror...the horror."
1. Poor/No tipping
2. Failure to place garbage/recycling containers in their rightful spot (as deemed by your neighbor of course)
3. Not letting a hipster pay for their PBR before you at the grocery store
4. Not having a Star Wars themed wedding (Warning: Spouse may engage in I,A Spite Three-way with Jabba and Leia)
5. You start acting differently to a friend
6. You look at an obese person the wrong way (Warning: you will not like where your significant other's genitalia is inserted)
7. Etc., etc., etc...
You know it's nothing personal, I'm just following I,A decorum at this point.
Also, I will fuck your mother. Followed by your family pets.
The next time somebody needs an example of what "rape culture" is, I'm sending 'em here.
No more though.
IA showed me what a true asshole in line is.
A entitled whiny little bitch that expects people to let her cut in line.
You don't want me to fuck your New Seasons' hot bar food do you?
Ps- what's a hot bar?