Anonymous Apr 26, 2014 at 5:26 pm

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That someone had the audacity to not let you cut in line even though you feel you're entitled to cut in line is unconscionable. What has happened to our beloved city when even cunty smirks and sarcastic sighs aren't enough to guilt trip the person ahead of you to let you cut to the front?
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I've been behind far more poor persons who do this than rich persons. Entitlement is really limited to certain classes.
3
In advance, I will say; fuck you colonel.
4
Better rethink that I'Anon. Husband may be ugly as hell, and she is just his trophy wife. Believe me, you might not like his thinning hair, large gut and everything else that sugar daddies got going.
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This is like the 15th rant about "I'm gonna fuck your Wife/Husband". Just do it and then come tell us how it went here in I,A. Damn you ranters do need validation from us commenters.
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I'm usually stuck behind some poor motherfucker with coins, they don't let me go ahead either.
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Translation:

"I wanted to buy my Doritos and 3-liter of Coca-Cola real quick-like, but some inconsiderate jerk different than me, with whole grain, sea-salted non-Doritos and some beverage that had way less than 18 million grams of sugar, had the audacity to get in line before me and didn't let me have cuts. The horror...the horror."
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I avoid situations like this by doing all my shopping at Plaid Pantry.
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I,A spite-fucking is trending hardcore!!!!! Just remember, if you engage in any of the following activities, your significant other will likely get I,A spite-fucked...

1. Poor/No tipping

2. Failure to place garbage/recycling containers in their rightful spot (as deemed by your neighbor of course)

3. Not letting a hipster pay for their PBR before you at the grocery store

4. Not having a Star Wars themed wedding (Warning: Spouse may engage in I,A Spite Three-way with Jabba and Leia)

5. You start acting differently to a friend

6. You look at an obese person the wrong way (Warning: you will not like where your significant other's genitalia is inserted)

7. Etc., etc., etc...
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Addendum: Todd, I'm sorry, but if you make me wait to purchase my 22oz IPA while you're getting your lottery fix on, I will have to fuck your significant other.

You know it's nothing personal, I'm just following I,A decorum at this point.
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This is what the express lane/self-checkout if for. You're welcome.

Also, I will fuck your mother. Followed by your family pets.

The next time somebody needs an example of what "rape culture" is, I'm sending 'em here.
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Assisse got it. What an entitled fuck!
14
I pay for my monthly groceries supply in pennies.
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Geez, I thought I was inpatient in line.
No more though.
IA showed me what a true asshole in line is.
A entitled whiny little bitch that expects people to let her cut in line.
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If you don't let me ahead of you and your rich people food, I will fuck your 2lb box of New Seasons' hot bar food. Then I'll fuck the step father of the person sampling red wine at New Seasons.

You don't want me to fuck your New Seasons' hot bar food do you?
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nothing says 'i'm not entitled' like complaining about having to wait your turn in line.
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Hot bar fucking sounds well, kinda hot there lil ricky.

Ps- what's a hot bar?
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It's where they serve hot food prepared in the store Lil' Buddy.
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If it's a bar, do you tip them???

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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