Anonymous Jun 13, 2014 at 8:14 pm

WAD of DICKS

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1
Not even joking, the pest IA post ever. By far.
totaldevotion on June 13, 2014 at 9:05 PM Report this
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Best!
totaldevotion on June 13, 2014 at 9:06 PM Report this
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You had it right the first time, devo.
Todd Mecklem on June 13, 2014 at 9:33 PM Report this
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Don't know what you have but please share some with me!!
guidoman on June 13, 2014 at 9:50 PM Report this
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Surely you see the hypocrisy in your post I,Anon. Right?

Someone "dislike" your comment or something?
RickStevens on June 13, 2014 at 10:03 PM Report this
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This really is horrible. It's called "Bag of Dicks" penned by Buddy, from the archives. Copycat-----
Medicated Marine on June 13, 2014 at 10:04 PM Report this
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I never wrote that one or this one. F to the YI.
buddy on June 13, 2014 at 10:39 PM Report this
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Aw now we have to capitalize WAD and DICKS now too? Too many rules.
i'mrightyourwrong on June 14, 2014 at 1:04 AM Report this
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I don't think we're allowed to just caps lock whatever letter in a word that we like. i'M noT SurE but, YuO miGht Be doiNg it Wrong i tHink. juSt mY .02.
Batman on June 14, 2014 at 1:07 AM Report this
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Kind of reminds me of AOL chat rooms back in the day. XxStRaIgHt eDgE VeGaNsXx
shark attack mountain on June 14, 2014 at 8:27 AM Report this
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I think this must be some sort of encoded terrorist communique. Just take all the capitalized letters and rearrange them...
on June 14, 2014 at 9:09 AM Report this
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In my defense, I did cure cancer.
Commenty Colin on June 14, 2014 at 10:40 AM Report this
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Somebody needs to take better care of their dicks.

When they get all wadded up it becomes a total pain in the ass to peel them off and straighten them back out and they are no good to anyone. They should be stacked in a box or piled loosely for storage purposes. Nothing worse then having to throw a whole pile of dicks in the dumpster just because they got a little bent out of shape.
JRRTrollkien on June 15, 2014 at 6:51 PM Report this
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This is going to land you a great career for sure. A+
Allusion on June 16, 2014 at 9:51 AM Report this

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