I wish i could live in hawaii, even for just a little while. I wonder what that experience is like? If i knew someone from hawaii i would definitely ask a few questions about it.

It's like the Oklahoma people with their "Oklahoma is OK" bumper stickers. So Oregon is not OK, that's what you're saying? You can't find decent sand plum jelly here? SO GO HOME, OK?

BUT HEART OREGON

Don't forget your Monster soda sticker.

PT Cruisers are one of the ugliest cars ever.

You seem unusually aggressive over this.

heh -- I like this rant.

Whenever I see one of those Hawaiian Island decals on the back of someone's window I always first think it's a trail of bird shit

I'm actually on board for this one, though not to I,A's degree of anger over it. If you're not in Hawaii or Hawaiian, insisting on saying "mahalo" and shit is just kind of gimmicky. Just as if you are not in Italy or Italian, saying "ciao" makes you sound like a douche bag.

^^ what if i am saying "Ciao" to my Brazilian girlfriend?

Looking forward to futures rants about Guam and Puerto Rico.

It rained this morning and is humid today. The rent is no more expensive than Portland, now, though. Bread is about five bucks a loaf, and mild costs twice as much as in Portland. Gas is about four and a half bucks per gallon. The US has become a Police state wherever you go though. Costa Rica or Argentina or would be 'mo bett'a.

I bought a Civic from a guy who lived there, and that sticker on the back bumper does not come off. I tried.

Camp Granada

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jjiWS__Mp0