You need mouse traps on his fingers to confront him? I'm seeing a fatal flaw in your dastardly plan, my friend. Have fun getting your ass kicked and stuffed into your own garbage can though!
Why not put a fresh dog shit on top of your heap instead?
Garnish it with parsley and soon you will be able to go brick-and-mortar in no time my friend.....
My Aunt Lorraine never threw anything away. One day my Grandmother and her were cleaning out the refrigerator. Aunt Lorraine yelled out "Not the pickles". My grandmother said in her adorable latino voice"My God Lorraine, they had mold on them".
99 percent of the time I don't care about the folks going thru looking for cans or reusable items. I share a dumpster in an 8 plex and everyone's disgusting garbage is usually bagged tight and smells and mess kept to a minimum. Most leave useable stuff for whoever needs it.
Until Mr. Shitheel comes along and tears each one apart and proceeds to fondle just about everything in there and read folks mail, craps up the grass, and shit flies back out when you open the lid. Fuck that guy.
Fucking loser.
Garnish it with parsley and soon you will be able to go brick-and-mortar in no time my friend.....
Your garbage is just garbage
No you didn't. But you've definitely come to the right place to post your passive-aggressive fantasy.
Until Mr. Shitheel comes along and tears each one apart and proceeds to fondle just about everything in there and read folks mail, craps up the grass, and shit flies back out when you open the lid. Fuck that guy.