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You do realize this in addition to being horrendously dickish, this is assault, right?
2
Just put the message in one of the bottles.
3
People digging through the shot you throw away is offensive? Please tell me there is more to the story, otherwise I crown you king asshole
4
Do you take umbrage with his choice of dance moves? Would a waltz be more befitting to engage in while approaching your precious fucking trash cans?

Fucking loser.
5
You need mouse traps on his fingers to confront him? I'm seeing a fatal flaw in your dastardly plan, my friend. Have fun getting your ass kicked and stuffed into your own garbage can though!
6
Why not put a fresh dog shit on top of your heap instead?
Garnish it with parsley and soon you will be able to go brick-and-mortar in no time my friend.....
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For God sake, you didn't want it anymore.
8
Garbage can? Really? But not the glory holes at Fat Cobra?
9
My Aunt Lorraine never threw anything away. One day my Grandmother and her were cleaning out the refrigerator. Aunt Lorraine yelled out "Not the pickles". My grandmother said in her adorable latino voice"My God Lorraine, they had mold on them".

Your garbage is just garbage
10
"took the liberty of setting a few rat traps on top of my garbage and then some tissue concealing them."

No you didn't. But you've definitely come to the right place to post your passive-aggressive fantasy.
11
Your reaction might be warranted if the dude was breaking in your house and sniffing your undies, but they probably smell worse than your garbage.
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99 percent of the time I don't care about the folks going thru looking for cans or reusable items. I share a dumpster in an 8 plex and everyone's disgusting garbage is usually bagged tight and smells and mess kept to a minimum. Most leave useable stuff for whoever needs it.

Until Mr. Shitheel comes along and tears each one apart and proceeds to fondle just about everything in there and read folks mail, craps up the grass, and shit flies back out when you open the lid. Fuck that guy.

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