Anonymous Sep 12, 2014 at 7:58 am

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Skin tag eatin' dood is spreading his writerly wings.
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You refer to toothpaste as "tp"?? That's insane
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Just so there's no confusion here...

You felt the Hand of God and your first response was to pen this I,Anon?

I think this is how Nostradamus and David Koresh got their starts.
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God gave you the gift of splatter pattern clairvoyance? You are special, what an amazing gift. We normal people plead that you use your gift for good not evil.
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You're frying too hard.
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Do you realize how small your hands have to be to milk a grain of rice?
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Did you predict this?




β–ˆβ–ˆ 20% FAIL

β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ 40% FAIL

β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ 60% FAIL

β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ 80% FAIL

β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ 100% FAIL
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Bad case of deja whoo-whoo.
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Just tell us what stocks to buy so we can all be rich, that is the meaning, predicting the future to get rich!
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If only pretentiousness could be harnessed to KILL YOUR ENEMIES.
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It's the end of the day...Whats the fucking answer already?
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What's your acronym for toilet paper?
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In all fairness, just to give you the undeserved benefit of a doubt, you may have had a psychic experience. Even more coincidental, is the resemblance of your vision and droll, to a symbol on the cards used to test for ESP. One instance is not enough to measure for statistical significance. You need to demonstrate this repeatedly to beat the odds.
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I've been warned about astrology and talking to the dead.
No special gifts do you possess, and black magic is your game. You are a Duppie. Go back to your other place.

GO AWAY DUPPIE and leave us alone!
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Seentomuch, this stuff is not 100% accurate, and acting upon misinformation can be tragic. So yes, facetious not, you actually make good sense, here.
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You definitely have been chosen, but by whom or what? If the messages tell you to help the poor sick or homeless proceed and please keep us posted. We love feel-good stories. On the other hand, if they tell you to start flying on your own volition or that you now have the power over life and death call a shrink and stop brushing those jibs. If you get the runaround call Wm Steven Humphrey's office, he'll get to the bottom of this and he'll be able to set you up with his doctor. His methods have certainly worked for 'Ol Steverino. He is now a beacon of sanity in a strange strange world.

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