Anonymous Sep 13, 2014 at 7:30 am

Old Times Weren't Good Times

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1
That was hobo semen you were smoking, FYI.
on September 13, 2014 at 10:16 AM Report this
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This is why meet up groups where invented. Go make some friends and no more crack for you.
BooberMcDooberâ„¢ on September 13, 2014 at 10:43 AM Report this
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I was gonna write something, but there's really no beating the dried hobo semen comment.
Dizzy on September 13, 2014 at 11:20 AM Report this
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Good thing you didn't get a taste for Elmer's, some people stick with it 'til they're ready for the glue factory.
Todd Mecklem on September 13, 2014 at 12:59 PM Report this
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I bet if you were sold the real thing, this post wouldn't exist.
RickStevens on September 13, 2014 at 2:30 PM Report this
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That's true; I assume that none of these -and they show up pretty routinely- are anything other than 'Best of Craigslist' level fiction.
To leave myself an out: even if this is entirely true, it's still boring.
on September 13, 2014 at 5:11 PM Report this
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Have the last five or so IAs had the same writing voice or is not just me , somebody is trolling
Draconid on September 13, 2014 at 7:14 PM Report this
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Smoking crack !?! That is sooooo 80's!

Get with the now and go for the bath salt like a savvy drug addict of today.
JRRTrollkien on September 13, 2014 at 7:57 PM Report this
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That's what you get for cutting out the middle man.
Dread Uptown on September 14, 2014 at 2:51 PM Report this

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