Anonymous Nov 11, 2014 at 9:09 am

A Cold Fall Night

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1
This is the only pussy you're able to get wet, amirite?
Dizzy on November 11, 2014 at 9:34 AM Report this
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How have you been catching the same 8 cats all summer if they never come back? Still wanna bet that mortgage, sociopath?
Handsome McHaberdasher on November 11, 2014 at 10:05 AM Report this
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Enhanced interrogation of felines is illegal inside US borders. You need to put them on an oil tanker 50 miles off the coast if you want to keep water boarding them and not be in violation of the Geneva convention.
on November 11, 2014 at 10:20 AM Report this
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i hope you die in a fire.

asshole.
hollie on November 11, 2014 at 11:22 AM Report this
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Because the cats chose to be pushed outside by their shitty owners and purposely put themselves in the position for you to basically torture them. I hope someone does this to youur kids.
chopin on November 11, 2014 at 12:44 PM Report this
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I hope one of those cats goes Pet Sematary on your ass!!!!
RickStevens on November 11, 2014 at 12:58 PM Report this
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You should be waterboarded.
TapiocaPearl on November 11, 2014 at 1:00 PM Report this
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Dick Cheney approved
on November 11, 2014 at 1:08 PM Report this
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Asshole can't even fight a house cat without needing to keep it confined. He'll get his one day and I hope he thinks of this Anon post as he does.
Nirdgirl on November 11, 2014 at 1:21 PM Report this
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How can you be so cruel? I only do that to Jehovah's Witnesses.
Todd Mecklem on November 11, 2014 at 2:02 PM Report this
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I dislike cats. That said, I think you are the biggest scumbag imaginable.

Cats don't ruin gardens. Like all others in this city, you put base-level effort into something ( your garden/band/relationship/whatever) and blamed others when you got mediocre results.
King Ralph on November 11, 2014 at 2:04 PM Report this
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It's not the cats fault you sociopath
John Hancock on November 11, 2014 at 2:31 PM Report this
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People like you should not be encouraged. Ignoring you is hard, you are going to be in big trouble. Watch your back.
seentomuch on November 11, 2014 at 2:31 PM Report this
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You know this is an indication of something missing in your life and torturing cats is an outlet for repression of issues your too cowardly to face and until you do no one- including cats- will like you? Try petting them then maybe you'll make a few friends.

ps merc- why all the asian porn ads on your site? you know you don't have to be 18 to enter this website right? It'l only frustrating little boys into torturing cats.
guidogazz on November 11, 2014 at 4:06 PM Report this
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Do you also wet the bed and set fires?
Jimmy Carter on November 11, 2014 at 4:24 PM Report this
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Oblivious fake......
Rick Klein on November 11, 2014 at 7:27 PM Report this
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psychopathic assworm
Roxy Epoxy on November 11, 2014 at 7:35 PM Report this
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"Tonight, I caught a young cat, soaked his ass good.."
Ewwww..
Gordogato on November 11, 2014 at 8:33 PM Report this
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All the kitties come out at night - persians, siamese, calicos, bengals, manx, tabbies, strays, sick, feral.

Someday a real tongue will come and lick all this scum off the fur.
JRRTrollkien on November 12, 2014 at 2:02 AM Report this
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> They freak out and it's such a satisfying sight to see

Satisfied by torturing a helpless animal? Classy. Most serial killers start off by torturing animals. Just sayin.
assisse on November 12, 2014 at 9:08 AM Report this
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The cat's masters obviously don't care about their pets. It would be more effective if you were to go over to their yard and piss and shit on their doorstep.
Dry White Toast on November 12, 2014 at 11:00 AM Report this
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You're a freak. Not the fun kind. The horrible kind. You are awful.
HayleyFreakinRules on November 12, 2014 at 1:40 PM Report this
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Relax, Hayley. If he doesn't shut the water off to his outdoor spigot, his pipes will freeze and break.
Dry White Toast on November 12, 2014 at 7:07 PM Report this

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