Anonymous Nov 12, 2014 at 3:41 pm

There's Nothing Better

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For a book I recommend The Imperfectionists. That will bring you down to our level.
Gordogato on November 12, 2014 at 3:50 PM Report this
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They say living well is the best revenge. This post has me rethinking that age old adage.

It would appear that boring people to death is actually the best revenge.
RickStevens on November 12, 2014 at 4:05 PM Report this
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Shut up.
Blabby on November 12, 2014 at 4:14 PM Report this
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Thanks for trotting out your chill vibes and rubbing our noses in them. Super zen of you...
on November 12, 2014 at 4:16 PM Report this
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I'Anon, this is pitiful, just pitiful.
seentomuch on November 12, 2014 at 4:42 PM Report this
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It is a common delusion of dumb shits that the rest of us are jealous of their bliss. This is Untrue.

No, we all know that you're mere minutes away from falling back into that other thing dumb shits do when they're not trying to lord it over other people about how enlightened they are: complaining endlessly about how hard their life is when they hit the inevitable hardships everyone eventually encounters.
on November 12, 2014 at 5:01 PM Report this
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You will spend the holidays alone. This is a fact.
guidogazz on November 12, 2014 at 6:11 PM Report this
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Whatever, I was willing to go along with ALL of this until you got to pushups and taking it easy.

I object! Pushups are in no way taking it easy!
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on November 12, 2014 at 6:43 PM Report this
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What a plan!! Whatever the fuck you do, please make sure that shit is gluten free!!
guidoman on November 12, 2014 at 6:59 PM Report this
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Maybe you would get hired if you were to cut back on the cheese and do a few situps?
Dry White Toast on November 12, 2014 at 7:02 PM Report this
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Good thing you had the smokes before the push-ups. Cigs don't taste as good after you exert yourself.
eprophet on November 12, 2014 at 7:17 PM Report this
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But do you have a Ninja Turtle beer koozie?
shark attack mountain on November 12, 2014 at 7:41 PM Report this
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"Man Damnit the commentators" is the hippie brother band to my punk band, "Todd and the Mecklems."
Todd Mecklem on November 12, 2014 at 8:09 PM Report this
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You put slpices and "shit" on your pork???
Rick Klein on November 12, 2014 at 8:55 PM Report this
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Essentially, "Anon" is bragging about making himself a shit sandwich.

I'm guessing it's locally-sourced shit.
AlaskanNow on November 13, 2014 at 1:25 AM Report this
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Uh, "Anon", when you say "Throw some swiss cheese on that bitch", are you still talking about your "sammich", or did you just give us a hint that we should call the cops?
AlaskanNow on November 13, 2014 at 1:28 AM Report this
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Also, you should keep applying yourself "tell" you learn correct spelling. If you ask someone for a "jerb", they'll probably just think you're some sort of pervert.
AlaskanNow on November 13, 2014 at 1:38 AM Report this
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Anon clearly has utilized his skills in manipulating the English language to misspell words in a clever manner.
Durrr92 on November 13, 2014 at 11:43 PM Report this

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