Anonymous Jan 7, 2015 at 12:34 pm

What Up Yoga?

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What does the hippy living on your couch say when you ask him to leave?

Naw, I'ma stay....

(Admittedly this joke works better verbally, but I can't let the use of Namaste go without getting it in there)
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on January 7, 2015 at 12:49 PM Report this
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There are plenty of books at the public library, and you can go practice on the grass full of dogshit at the park.
Damnable Dred Wog Hemp on January 7, 2015 at 1:03 PM Report this
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Nopo Yoga has donations based classes about once a week. http://www.northportlandyoga.com/dev/class…

Tell 'em Boober McDoober sent you.
BooberMcDoober™ on January 7, 2015 at 1:12 PM Report this
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I'd like a happy ending if I go to yoga class...you know, when the instructor "dances the hawaii typical dance for extra relaxation". My friend told me all about it. I've never done it so I might as well try it.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on January 7, 2015 at 1:28 PM Report this
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"We're too many schlubs being cheapskates?"

You mean like you? Seriously, you can do stretches in your own living room.
King Ralph on January 7, 2015 at 1:48 PM Report this
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This post and the disclosure of your favorite yoga position had me peforming an "Upward Chuck."
RickStevens on January 7, 2015 at 2:02 PM Report this
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Your stock broker can help you find a good deal. A once a month yoga class will get you ready for the New Year.

Let us know what you find out and how your doing.
seentomuch on January 7, 2015 at 3:07 PM Report this
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You have a stock broker yet no money for a yoga class? Time for a new stock broker.
disastronaut on January 7, 2015 at 4:06 PM Report this
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yogis have big sex lives and they need lots of kombucha to keep their genitals gooed up
Creamdream on January 7, 2015 at 7:47 PM Report this
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If you spot any "bad karma bucks" in a tip jar be sure to snag them and then go get a latte.
Todd Mecklem on January 7, 2015 at 7:48 PM Report this
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I could dig doing Yoga. Those positions look like they can really limber you up. I'd love to find some that wouldn't mess with my two badly deteriorated disk pads, or my iguanal hernia, or my bruised ribs, oh just fuckin forget it!
Medicated Marine on January 8, 2015 at 3:56 AM Report this
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I don't know why people still go to yoga at all, after a hundred or so classes, you're ready to just stream a video at home. It's not better with other people like dancing, arguably, is.
altogetherPDX on January 8, 2015 at 2:10 PM Report this
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I always get the dudes with mad mangina in front of me. I don't think my sack can retract into my body enough to ever fit into yoga pants, nor am I even interested in trying it.
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