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"middle class white" family? I'd say "white trash" would be a more accurate label. Go ahead and use that term when describing people like that, Anonymous. You have my permission.
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Boo hoo my kid was being bullied and didn't even realize it. How can I turn this into a Ferguson-esque incident.
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That sucks. Maybe see it as a character strengthening experience for your kid...he'll be dealing with assholes for the rest of his life.
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How awesome would it have been if your kid just busted out some Rage Against The Machine for those other little monsters...

Fuck you, I won't do whatcha tell me,
Fuck you, I won't do whatcha tell me,
Fuck you, I won't do whatcha tell me!!!

This is why I don't have kids. I would actually teach them how to do that.
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"kid friendly brewery"

Thank you, I,A, for reminding me how glad I am to have found a partner who isn't interested in reproducing.
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In Africa, and in Papua New Guinea, there are some tribes that when this accident occurs, the older wiser men of the tribe gather all the children who have bullied, and then kindly give the bullied kids sticks with thorns and fire ants, and give them permission to whip them around the village until they either: bleed to death b: piss on themselves.

Then they are pulled together and told how much they love them.

This is a beautiful african way of wisdom.
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I'Anon, I agree with you. Keep protecting that little guy.
Wait until he rides the school bus. You will be like most loving parents or parent. I was always defending my son. It is a wonder he can tie his shoes. He is grown,and still remembers being bullied.
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But...how will Portland develop and thrive without Chunty Jr. and Chuntina?
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I can only hope to influence the Assholes of Tomorrow™ through my I,A commentary
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Wait, so you're saying there's shitty parents out there?

Why else do you think the number of childfree folks is growing? You parents are insufferable and your kids are assholes. Stay out of our drinking establishments.
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Thank you for being a good parent. Too many of the other kind out there.
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"Why else do you think the number of child-free folks is growing?"

Well, in your case assisse, it's probably because any decent women would prefer to mate out of species than procreate with slime like you.
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Going out to eat but can't afford new pants for their kid. Nice. Yeah, let's blame the young kids who are laughing at a baby butt crack (I might would also kinda laugh). Maybe you ought to use your dining out money for some pants for your poor child!

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