Anonymous Jan 12, 2015 at 9:37 am

The Natives are Hostile

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Parking lot fan-fiction is the worst thing.

Well, maybe parking lot erotic fan-fiction.
Aestro on January 12, 2015 at 9:55 AM Report this
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It's a good thing most parking lots don't have cameras. Oh wait. Lucky for you we both know the only real part of this story was the dude snatching your spot, followed by you racing home and mashing out this fantasy revenge fable. 3/10.
assisse on January 12, 2015 at 9:59 AM Report this
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Good thing you didn't come over in a covered wagon circa 1843...
pollo on January 12, 2015 at 12:38 PM Report this
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All this is very cool, but you have to get used to people trying to steal your spot or your whatever. If not how you gonna make it in the city?
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on January 12, 2015 at 1:53 PM Report this
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Yeah- wait till he sees the word "DUSH" spelled out on the side of his truck! That'll get him!
JRRTrollkien on January 12, 2015 at 2:46 PM Report this
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You had to carry your pork paw-tay all the way to the outskirts of the lot? That ain't kosher!
Todd Mecklem on January 12, 2015 at 2:55 PM Report this
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Sounds like a subaru driver, probably has a jack Russell terrier with a bandana on too.
on January 13, 2015 at 11:24 PM Report this
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Defacing property is not fucking funny asshat. I call bullshit anyway. Fuck.
on January 14, 2015 at 10:49 AM Report this

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