I don't wear a chain wallet but I can't wait until two years from now when Kanye Worst or Johnny Derp wears one on the red carpet at some bloated Hollywood awards gala and you and every other shallow fuck in this town runs out to buy 6 of them.

Don't worry some designer will slap a $300 price tag and a fancy label on it so you can show it off to your friends.

Chainmail wallets are hot right now.

If you want to take away my wallet chain, you'll have to unhook it from my cold, dead faux-leather studded belt.

Congratulations sir!!!! This stand you've taken defines a generation. I'm not sure which generation, but it did.

And the self-awareness you exhibited at the end proves your sincerity beyond a shadow of a doubt.

I thought the chain was for in case it falls out while you're doing some sick skateboard tricks? Or are sick skateboard tricks out of fashion too?

I dig the look. Sorry I'm not sorry.

I'm a girl and I use a chain wallet. It says "Keep on Truckin'". May I please be exempted from this rant?

At least people aren't wearing those stupid bicycle caps with the bill flipped up. ..Also if you Lllooove Lake Oswego, I hate you more than your stupid bicycle cap with the bill flipped up. And exactly as much as I hate your bicycle jerseys.

I like it, but I think you should get over being so worried what kind of person wears one.

Oh, your the guy with the bandana. What does that mean?

The Hubble Telescope is so powerful, and can see so far beyond the speed of light, that it has captured images of the center of the Universe, the moment after inception.

We can therefore, literally, see into the Past.

Strap a fifty thousand dollar Rolex to an astronaut's wrist, blast his ass out into Space. Let him orbit the planet for a few weeks, before returning to Earth. The watch will still be working perfectly, yet will be set several minutes slow.

We can therefore, travel into the Future.

The conundrum is, that we can't travel back in time, or see into the Future.

Bible Prophecy, however, has proven to be 100% accurate in predicting Future events. Go figg'a!

Yo Church! Common sense can see into the future, as well.

The best guessers, such as Edgar Cayce and Nostradamus were only 60% accurate. Not that's statistically impossible to be even that close, but the Bible says that they would have to be stoned to death, their predictions destroyed, and not even the correct ones ever to be mentioned.

Hayley, you've got to put aside your current bad taste, which results from what Freud referred to as symptomatic of the Death Drive. Focus, Hayley, focus. You are going to marry a millionaire.

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Hey Church Jerkoff- quit picking on Hayley and then go fuck yourself.

Pork Chop, you are either one of Haley's phony girl friends who tries to deglamorize her, by encouraging her to wear glasses, in order to kick her to the curb in the competition for men, or else you're sweet on you, but she won't give you a chance because you're a real nice guy.

Haley could marry a millionaire, if she'd only just sex up her act.

Earth to Nell. You paid to get your cheating husband back. That is ridiculous.

Churchill Ladd, leave Pork Chop and Haley alone

I'Anony, I love chain wallets too.

I'm betting it's not the bandana that's kept you from getting laid all these years and many more to come.

Hey, I'm rooting for Pork Chop, as well as Haley, but as a real nice guy, he needs to get a clue. Any chic who perfumers low lifes with chains has got the Death Drive, and he needs to not be codependent like Haley, and find a nice mentally stable girl in church somewhere.

Most rockabilly songs begin with "wellllllll". Anyone else notice this?

U.S. Male
Geoff Thompson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wuwNBOHtKE&index=24&list=PLw7k9G6FR38Fta3uWZQl-BAdDNaFwCOgC

Baby Don't Lie
Gwen Stefani
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uo9oy-Eqo4

I'm a girl. Just like it says in my post above? And I'm straight too. So again, go fuck yourself. Please.

Okay, so Pork Chop want's Haley to have to wear glasses so that she won't be such competition with the men, but didn't anybody catch my double standard? I said that Haley ought to sex up her act, but that Pork Chop (who I decided was a guy) should find himself a nice girl in church. How does all THAT ad up? It must be that I'm picking up on some lesbo vibes somewhere. Jesus loves homosexuals just as much as any other sinners.

Seriously, Haley is beautiful, even without a boob job. She could marry most any man she likes, but she needs to like better types of guys, and she needs more confidence. There might even be hope for Pork Chop; who knows?