Anonymous Mar 18, 2015 at 1:06 pm

Whole Foods Checker: I Did Not Make My Shirt

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Why would you assume they believed your lies? Most people aren't that comfortable with telling customers they're full of shit while on the clock.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on March 18, 2015 at 1:41 PM Report this
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Did you put your name on it or like 2.000.000 dollas
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on March 18, 2015 at 2:36 PM Report this
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Fake.
pollo on March 18, 2015 at 2:52 PM Report this
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Maybe you should stick with Safeway. They're probably more your league over there.
on March 18, 2015 at 7:47 PM Report this
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See if you can pull that shit on one of those Costco sample ladies.
Demondog on March 18, 2015 at 8:12 PM Report this
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Someone writes a humorous, self-effacing IA and most of the literary geniuses can't perceive it ^^
Dizzy on March 18, 2015 at 9:12 PM Report this
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Well said dizzy..
suoma on March 18, 2015 at 10:50 PM Report this
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Liar Liar, hemp shirt on fire!!!
RickStevens on March 19, 2015 at 9:26 AM Report this
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Trolls gonna troll.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on March 19, 2015 at 9:35 AM Report this
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Bravo, Ricky, Bravo. You dug deep for that comment, bro! How DOOO you DO it?
JTR on March 19, 2015 at 9:48 AM Report this
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Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way.
Todd Mecklem on March 19, 2015 at 10:24 AM Report this
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JTR,

If you liked my comment so much, why don't you hit it with an up vote?

And as pathetic as you think I am, what does it say about you that you hang on my every word?

No matter what you write about me, it always reads as... "I can't quit you RickStevens. I can't quit you."
RickStevens on March 19, 2015 at 10:57 AM Report this
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And some feared Portlandia would run out of ideas for sketches.
Holycatsbatman! on March 19, 2015 at 12:07 PM Report this
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Boring and fake and a big fat lie. You give yourself too much credit for originality and attractiveness. The checker was probably just pointing out the ONE nice thing they could perceive about you because they HAVE too.
on March 19, 2015 at 1:45 PM Report this
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"Ya got any plans for this weekend"?
Farterie fusion on March 19, 2015 at 8:33 PM Report this
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Thanks a lot dickwad. It's people like you that cast aspersion on the home made hemp shirt movement. Now nobody takes us seriously.
JRRTrollkien on March 19, 2015 at 9:34 PM Report this

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