Anonymous May 19, 2015 at 8:56 am

Dear Doggie Owners

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Reminds me of a few years back. I came across an old dude picking up dog doo in FP with a couple of sticks. He was carrying his finds to a mud puddle rut on the trail and dropping them in. "It's for the goddamned bikers!"
Gordogato on May 19, 2015 at 9:42 AM Report this
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Poo? Beside the trail?
Yes, it's wack.
But so is
so is
so is
talking smack.
Todd Mecklem on May 19, 2015 at 10:42 AM Report this
3
He called the shit "poo."
Professor Chaos on May 19, 2015 at 10:43 AM Report this
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I do not pick up my dog's shit. Once it leaves his butthole it's in God's hands.
King Ralph on May 19, 2015 at 5:06 PM Report this
5
If I had a choice I'd read a dog turd and bag up your poetry and throw it in the trash.
JRRTrollkien on May 19, 2015 at 5:10 PM Report this
6
Should have saved it smeared it under some car door handles
I like to stir the pot and cause neighborhood scandals
on May 19, 2015 at 9:40 PM Report this
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This is the worst. I'm a dog owner and I'll pick up the poo bags left behind by asshole owners and toss them in the trash.
HayleyFreakinRules on May 22, 2015 at 1:46 PM Report this

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