Sh-Sh-Shake it Off - I, Anonymous Blog - Portland Mercury | Comments

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I HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU RIGHT NOW

on May 19, 2015 at 9:53 AM

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You Anonies TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE and your rants are often FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE but we commenters have a THIRST THIRST THIRST THIRST THIRST for mocking you that we have to SLAKE SLAKE SLAKE SLAKE SLAKE.

Todd Mecklem on May 19, 2015 at 10:39 AM

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Thanks for the update, but I'll stick to The Safety Dance

http://pandawhale.com/post/62587/south-park-butters-dancing-gif

Professor Chaos on May 19, 2015 at 11:21 AM

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I have been thinking about this a lot: if you eat yeast, you're not a True Vegan.

Gordogato on May 19, 2015 at 11:28 AM

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If you shake it off more than 3 times you are playing with it, and that is not acceptable in a public restroom.

JRRTrollkien on May 19, 2015 at 5:07 PM

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On a side note: rickstevens got the boot.......haw haw!

Farterie fusion on May 19, 2015 at 6:12 PM

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I looooovvvvveeeee tailor swift

on May 19, 2015 at 9:46 PM

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^yeah but now you've got to start from scratch. Prob take you like 6 months to get back up to 1600...

Farterie fusion on May 19, 2015 at 9:49 PM

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^ Seems you're still obsessed with that rickstevens character. Just start a fan club or something. I'm sure he'd sign an autograph or two for ya buddy.

SteveRichards on May 19, 2015 at 11:23 PM

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^ seems like you are still a losing loser...with multiple accounts to boot.its a shame about "losing" your main account though; you prob had just enough likes saved up for that free ianon coffee mug.

Farterie fusion on May 20, 2015 at 5:44 AM

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Shiiiit!

Gordogato on May 20, 2015 at 11:28 AM

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The restroom at the Merc, is another story.

Churchill Ladd on May 20, 2015 at 2:27 PM

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