Anonymous May 19, 2015 at 6:40 pm

Get Bent, Fake Dog Cop

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What would Ricky Ticky Stephens have done while he was still around?

http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Pr…
Churchill Ladd on May 19, 2015 at 6:51 PM Report this
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Now this is strictly conjecture, but I'm guessing he would've told you how to spell his name correctly.
SteveRichards on May 19, 2015 at 7:14 PM Report this
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Churchill Ladd on May 19, 2015 at 7:36 PM Report this
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"Tiny black labs"? Unless they're tiny enough to romp in Mill Ends Park, keep 'em leashed or take 'em to a dog park.
Todd Mecklem on May 19, 2015 at 7:38 PM Report this
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Ladd/Dred,

You've taken one too many coconuts to the head down there in Havvai'i my man.

You're on the I,Anon blog fighting for 1st Amendment rights? Your comments here alone are enough threaten our constitutional right to free speech. After 4 or 5 of your goddamned comments, I'd vote to repeal the 1st Amendment just to shut you the fuck up.
SteveRichards on May 19, 2015 at 7:42 PM Report this
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I hope you step in dog shit every day for the rest of your life. Having a dog is a responsibility that you don't seem ready for. And another thing your dog could be hurt if it is hit by someone on a bike, and that person could be hurt too, and if they are you are liable for their injuries if your dog is off leash illegally, do you carry enough insurance to pay someone's medical bills?
econoline on May 19, 2015 at 8:08 PM Report this
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Yeah, Its inconsequential until your precious Muffy bites a child.

Also, peep this: http://www.katu.com/news/local/Portlands-u…
TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld on May 19, 2015 at 8:22 PM Report this
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"try to remember that you are just another passive aggressive Portland manchild: weak, ineffective, and utterly gutless. See you tomorrow, chump." posted on I,A. by I,A. I'd give you respect if you told us what park and a general time frame.
Gordogato on May 19, 2015 at 10:03 PM Report this
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Yo dawg, put yo dog on a leash. And yo, stop playing with the yoyo with the dog on it, dawg.
on May 19, 2015 at 10:11 PM Report this
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I haven't met a single one of you assholes who has shit to say in your defense once I'm yelling at you to come get your fucking dog.

But the fact that you went home to write this tough guy rant already told me you're chickenshit.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on May 20, 2015 at 7:34 AM Report this
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What part of public park do idiots like IA not get. You are not special, you are not privileged, follow the god damn rules. Or at the very least don't act like a prick when you get caught not following the rules in our PUBLIC spaces.

And in the name of god do not breed!
lahar legar on May 20, 2015 at 9:35 AM Report this
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Homeless derelicts LIKE sleeping on dog shit in the park.
Churchill Ladd on May 20, 2015 at 11:29 AM Report this
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It's the law. It doesn't matter if you don't understand the obvious reasons FOR that law, and why you and your dog don't deserve an exception. Put your dog on a leash, you narcissistic asshole.
AntT on May 20, 2015 at 12:56 PM Report this
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I've often wondered what I'd do if an off lease dog charged at my Kenny BooBoo Handsome Boy. I would like to think I'd have more injuries than KennyBoy. When the smoke and barking cleared you my friend would have a large knob on your head.
very vaped on May 20, 2015 at 1:59 PM Report this
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What's been missed in this thoroughly engrossing discussion is the fact that the real problem is fake cop dogs.

They're constantly hitting up local businesses for free water/chow (served in fancy bowls), shaking down other dogs for their treats, and humping whoever they feel like based on their entitlist/corrupt attitudes.
Professor Chaos on May 20, 2015 at 4:44 PM Report this
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is it an off-leash area? No? Then put your dog on a leash, jackass.
pdxMB on May 20, 2015 at 5:09 PM Report this
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The prof is right. The dog cops must be held accountable for their actions. And also this:
http://img.ifcdn.com/images/884fcd89ba836f…
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on May 21, 2015 at 8:54 AM Report this
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Leash your dogs. It's not just a good idea, it's the law.
Demondog on May 21, 2015 at 3:00 PM Report this

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