You could make yourself a grilled cheese sandwich, you know. You lazy, you pay-zy.

I/A, thx for reminding me of a question I have. Do these food carts have restrooms in them? You seem to be the person to ask. I mean on the average.

I love all the food choices, the quality and authenticity of ingredients you can find here in Portland. If money is an issue, you can find terrific happy hour deals at a lot of bars. Recently I supped on a $2 breakfast of two eggs, toast and bacon. I had a super $3 burger with fries, a huge $3.75 burrito with chips and spicy salsas... a killer banh mi sandwich for $4... .50 cent tacos... I suppose it's easier to complain than to actually search out the great deals this city has to offer, even with Yelp and various other search engines right at your fingertips. I've lived in places that were veritable food deserts. Portland is certainly not one of them. Be thankful and enjoy!

Well don't worry, you can still find 4,000-calorie meals dumped from freezer bag to deep fryer in Tigard.

I usually just eat standing over the sink. Hey, how about a time saving restaurant in a restroom? Everybody all ready talks on their cellphones in there, anyway. Have you seen those two way video selfies?

I'm guessing you're not a big tipper. Eating out is a luxury, not a right. Stay home and make your own food so the rest of us don't have to listen to your whining...