Hey fuckface, see the sign that says "right to refuse service"? That means you. Now get the fuck out of the bar you greasy, entitled consumer piece of shit and get the fuck out of Portland while you're at it. Of course you would post this anonymously you coward. Oh, and let me guess... you ended up going to the water station like the obedient little patron you are. I can see the chip on your shoulder from here. Must be that "game" of life you're playing.

Now that's high quality H2O!

While I,A sounds like a total and complete shitbeast, I will say that bartenders (along with baristas, food cart staff, bike mechanics, New Seasons employees, etc) take themselves way too seriously in this town. Any asshole can pour a decent draft beer (or worse, crack a can of PBR) and it doesn't take a former-Walmart-Employee-of-the-Month to operate a POS system.

I'm all for giving the employees at McDonald's a $15/hour wage, but we all know damned well that Peter Pan The Bartender will just stick that much more cocaine up his nose.

The rant above is even better than this one.

Is this a real IA or yet another hateful troll attempt?

Couldn't agree more, actually. It's a glass of water. Pour it.

For water? Sounds a little entitled to me. It's true Bartender's kind of suck in this town. Grumpy and full of themselves. Tap pours and can openers are not Bartenders. Work for that dollar tip if you want it.. but don't bitch if the tip isn't dropped for the snap of PBR can. At the same time, fill up your own glass of water if it's available. That's why they put it out. They don't want a tip.

You sound so fucking pathetic and desperate for any kind of power in your life, I'm sorry you have so little going for you that you must act as though you deserve the royal treatment from service people. Grow a fucking pair and say this to any bartender in the city you spineless waste of oxygen, but your superiority exists only in your head so you will just cry to your keyboard like a little bitch and wallow in your impotence.

Take that water glass and fuck yourself with it until some humanity and realistic world views start creeping into your fucked up head and grow the fuck up, being a piece of shit twenty-something is a better example of misplaying life's hand than working a job that pays could ever be.

Ya dude (or dudette) why would you tip for water when its right there? More burning question is, how do you you manage to view your self as high-class when you are sitting there ORDERING WATER?? Dont you need a Grey Goose Appletini or something to convince you that you are living in the slave days? You are the exact reason bartenders get jaded. You order nothing, tip nothing, and expect to be treated like fucking royalty. You wanna see us bartendes hop around like frogs? Order a real fucking drink and tip a real fucking tip. We'll be happy to hippety-hop all over your big fat wallet. If you even have one which l doubt.

There are plenty of good bartenders in this town; be nice to them and they will be nice to you. But the water thing? Go fuck yourself.

"I don't come to your office and tell you what I want for lunch, so why are you bothering me?"