OK, right here, in the same rant you use to criticize phrase, "giving zero fucks," you use the phrase, "nobody gives a shit." Can you use your extensive grammatical knowledge to explain the difference? Or maybe bust out that math prowess to explain how you can have negative zero of something? You could have saved us all a bit of time by just posting, "I'm ignorant and jealous of people who use more and better words than I do."

when you hear someone say this just give 'em a hard stare and say "23 skiddoo, kiddo". that will shut them up.

It's about time for everyone to get retro and go back to "I don't give a rat's ass!"

And what about "I don't give a flying fuck." Is that like the mile high club or is it what birds do? Do birds really fuck in the air. How the fuck does one fuck while flying, if not in an airplane? Does anyone give a damn?

Annnnd zero fucks were given.

Not worse than, "I could care less" for not being able to care less.

Fucks can only be used for barter transactions.

Zero Fuck...Zero Fuck...Zero Fuck...Zero Fuck...Blick!!

Fuck a bunch of that! I don't give two flying rat twats what you think! Eat a box of...er... BOXES! (Ok I admit I'm really high right now)