Knock knock.
Who's there?
Two drink minimum.
Two drink minimum who?
Two drink minimum that keeps the lights on because running a comedy club is a narcissistic fantasy circlejerk that should have died with the 1980s
Maybe stop showing up at open mic nights. Consider making some shitty lattes at home and watching Comedy Central at the same time. Who exactly is twisting your arm to spend a night at the coffee shop to listen to terrible jokes? Rethink your life, I, Anon, and move on.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who cares?
Who's there?
Two drink minimum.
Two drink minimum who?
Two drink minimum that keeps the lights on because running a comedy club is a narcissistic fantasy circlejerk that should have died with the 1980s
Stop smoking crack.